Has anyone else felt that Australia’s been in the grip of a rather miserable winter for two long years? A Narnia-esque feeling that we’ve been under the control of someone or something wanting to keep us cold and afraid?
Until suddenly, on the evening of September 14th, it all changed and the country sprang to life again. So it’s time to celebrate and…
#33 Welcome back Spring!
Hallelujah! No more doom and gloom.
Ring the bells…
…because there’s a snowflake‘s chance in hell of continuing to scare us now .
And give Tough Border Protection a new meaning as you work out the best way to stop those sneaky chickens from making it over the border and into the spinach bed…
Worried about bombs in Syria? Put your mind at rest in the knowledge that you can have rockets in the kitchen instead.
And rather than fretting about ‘Death Cults’, watch the streets come alive with blossoms:
If you’re tired of meaningless three-word slogans, create your own, better ones.
Like Magnolias in Bloom…
or how about Asparagus for Lunch?
We all know that climate change isn’t crap, that the Bureau of Meteorology didn’t fudge their temperature readings, that another hot, dry Summer’s just around the corner.
And we realise that we’ll forget these heady, exciting days of Spring soon enough, but isn’t it great that even for a few, brief weeks, colour has returned to our lives with a vengeance?
So thank you Aslan …or Malcolm …or whichever lion-hearted creature brought this about.